Volume 2: the passionate post nor'eastern edition


Microsoft Launches New Poetry Simplification Software

Microsoft Corporation has just announced that they will be intensifying their effort in finding solutions that will allow ordinary users around the world to translate poems into the language of their choice: plain English. Code-named " Simplicity" it is based on Microsoft's Word spell check engines as well as their latest translation and summarizing tools. The Vermont company has assured investors that within the next few years "everyone will be able to read and understand Ginsberg."

To illustrate this point, project spokes person Judy Spelwright offered the following example from the celebrated poet's repertoire:

PRE-'SIMPLICITY' TEXT

The Trembling of the Veil

Today out of the window
the trees seemed like live
organisms on the moon.

Each bough extended upward
covered at the north end
with leaves, like a green

hairy protuberance. I saw
the scarlet-and-pink shoot-tips
of budding leaves wave

delicately in the sunlight,
blown by the breeze,
all the arms of the trees
bending and straining downward

at once when the wind
pushed them

TRANSLATED TEXT

The Trembling of the Veil

The tree in front of my house is budding. It's windy


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According to Spelwright, 'Simplicity' is a leap forward from Microsoft's previous efforts (see Beowulf example to the right), which focused strictly on translation of Old English and foreign language texts:

 

" Although our pervious software was an astounding success and is now used by academics and students in over three countries, our goal now is to take it a step further , so that as little amount of work as possible is required to actually understand the work, whether it is written in English or by George Bush for that matter".

 

 

At this stage , the project is still in it's beta testing phase, but it should hit store shelves within the next few months. Prices will slightly vary across markets but the product is projected to sell for around $673 in the US, $35 in Malaysia, and $1.35 when bought from a bootlegger in Bolivia.


 

 

 

 

 


 

   

 © 2004 Frank W. Streicher