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Japanese lawmakers approved sending troops for a humanitarian
mission in southern Iraq . A squadron of Kamikazes is standing by
and will be deployed to Bagdad early next week.
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Democratic Sens. Ron Wyden of Oregon and Byron Dorgan of
North Dakota said they're concerned that terrorists could use a
disposable lighter or a match to ignite improvised explosives, such
as jackets or pillows that have been chemically treated. Al Qaida
spokesperson, Mohammed Selvdistruct thanked the two lawmakers, stating
that "they had not thought of that one".
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Computer expert found guilty of manslaughter for killing and
eating willing victim he met over Internet. Armin Meiwes had
previously confessed to killing and eating killing Mr. Bernd Jürgen
Brandes in March 2001. Shortly after the verdict, the Michelin Restaurant
Guide cancelled Meiwes' three stars.
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South African police are looking for a man who released several
poisonous snakes at a bank in a revenge attack after his car
was repossessed. In a related item, the RCMP is looking for a man
from Toronto, who left a kitten along with a thank-you note in front
of his bank manager's door. The reposessed car in question was a
Sunfire.
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According to Vanity fair, Michael Jackson gave wine to the
13-year-old cancer patient at the center of the molestation charges
he's battling but concealed it inside a Coke can. Shortly after
the news was release, a spontaneous office party erupted at PepsiCo
World Headquarters in NewYork.
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Russia's nuclear forces reportedly are preparing their largest
maneuvers in two decades, an exercise involving the test-firing
of missiles and flights by dozens of bombers in a massive simulation
of an all-out nuclear war. In related news, Canadian forces are
in the midst of their largest training excercises ever held in this
country . According to the army, they will be using both their tanks.
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