 The
Fibber must apologize to his readers about this month's lacking Sport
story. Sadly we had to sack our sports writer after a failed urine
test. The moustache and shrinking chest should have been warning signs,
but it was only after a roid raged attack on our food columnist that
we finally decided to force her to undergo testing.
While Ms. Molly Parker is waiting for her appeal to be heard by PEN,
we offer you a transcript of the CBC Radio's coverage of last month's
Women's Curling Championship match.
'…… Now it's Canada's Third's turn . Rita has been
with Colleen Jones for several years now …. They met during
a swingers convention in Port Hawkesbury . She slowly bends down
, slides, and releases her rock…… it's going down the
ice……………..still going ………….still
going …………… we'll be back after these commercials
[edited out] ……. Still going ………it's slowing
down …… still slowing down……aaaaand it stops
. What a splendid effort……. Great stuff by one of Canada's
finest. It's getting tense out on the ice as Sweden's Agnetha Faltskog
steps up to throw her rock. . now for her swing and release……beautifully
done ……. Stunning swing and follow through …..the
rock is gliding down the ice………still gliding …..still
gliding…….what's this!....IT'S MOVING TO THE RIGHT. YES!
EVER SO SLOWLY IT'S MOVING TO THE RIGHT ! IT'S CURLING , LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN :IT'S CURLING TO THE RIGHT !!! ……still curling
…..now it's straightening somewhat…..hold on a minute:
one of the Swedish women has decide to come out onto the ice and
start sweeping for some reason. THIS IS AMAZING STUFF THAT WE ARE
WITNESSING …. History in the making as Linda Realskog is using
her broom with the ease of a Russian babushka …..stunning stuff
ladies and gentlemen ….. meanwhile the rock is still curling…..slowing
down ………………………slowing
down even more ……………………..almost
stopped……………..and it's stopped completely
now. The athletes are exhausted. The pain of the battle is etched
on there face …. They are giving it a 123 percent ……..
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